The Hairy Apple

The Hairy Apple is the only pub in Fallcrest. It is the best place known to get a bed for the night, as long as you don’t mind losing a few pints of blood to the more chitinous residents, and is run by Tekletus Brown. Tekletus is assisted by his ample daughter Billy Sue.

The Hairy Apple

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